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I walked into the living room and caught my dog watching political television. She rested her body on the pillow and didn't blink from the screen. If it hadn't been for the light coming from the television I would not have seen her at all, but having it off would defeat the purpose to why she is doing this to me again.

You're only one dog, there's nothing you can do or say that will better the nations economy. You don't even spend money.

Would you like to give me kisses?
Oh my God, what a beautiful couch.